if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just had sex on a roof
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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