she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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