Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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