i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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