How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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