She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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