And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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