can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
