Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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