yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
