just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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