Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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