Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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