Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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