We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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