So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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