no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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