I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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