I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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