his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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