i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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