There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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