wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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