You're completely useless in the revolution.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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