Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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