the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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