"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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