carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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