I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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