i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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