I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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