you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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