I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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