I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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