Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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