i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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