Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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