that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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