Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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