Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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