How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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