i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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