Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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