I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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