glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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