Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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