can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize