No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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