Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
