You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
