As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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