omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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