it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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