just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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