He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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