Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
